: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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