I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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