Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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