when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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