So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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