What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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