ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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