I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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