My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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