Please, let me fuck your mom
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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