The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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