She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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