I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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