yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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