is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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