Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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