i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We don't watch enough power rangers
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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