How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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