Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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