Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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