Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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