i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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