I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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