I'm drive I can fine osifer
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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