what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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