Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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