Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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