Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
it glows. i had to have it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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