OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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