sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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