When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
