matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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