yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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