Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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