Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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