He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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