Dual....:-)
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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