It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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