so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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