? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Michael Bay diarrhea
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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