i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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