I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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