Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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