Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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