# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Randomize
