The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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