screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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