Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Randomize
