his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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