Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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