Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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