what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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