Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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