NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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